Have you ever farted on a packed plane, panicked, and started hoping and praying no one knew it was you? Now imagine the plane is the internet and your fart is your browsing history. The passengers sitting next to you are your ISP, advertisers, and government agencies. And letâs just say they love the smell of a good fart. Without a VPN, they would instantly know you farted. Then, on top of that, every time you went back on the internet, youâd be forced to watch ads about farting, and travel recommendations to bean farms around the world.
When you enable Windscribe VPN, itâs like flying on a private jet: you can fart all you want; there are no ads, and youâre the pilot. With Windscribe, no one even checks your passport - you can go wherever you want, whenever you want, without being tracked or being forced to watch videos on how not to die. Since Windscribe adds an additional layer of encryption to your traffic and routes it through secure VPN servers, itâs kinda like farting in the Wind. After all, if you fart and no one can smell itâĻ how can they know you farted? Exactly. Itâs literally science.
Borderline insane hypothetical fart analogies aside, Windscribe VPN offers you a ton of security and privacy features, such as:
Free Features
âĸ 10GB/month of data
âĸ Strict no logging policy
âĸ DNS level malware and annoyance filtering
âĸ Support for many protocols: WireGuard, OpenVPN, IKEv2, Stealth, WStunnel
âĸ Unique anti-censorship features - connect in hostile environments
âĸ Unblock geo-restricted content (300+ services supported)
âĸ Advanced Split Tunneling - Has nothing to do with butts
âĸ Automatically connects (or disconnects) on chosen WiFI networks
âĸ Access servers in 10 countries (including US, Canada, UK and more)
Pro Features
âĸ Everything above plus:
âĸ UNLIMITED data
âĸ UNLIMITED connections
âĸ Access to Servers in 69 countries and 130+ data-centers!
âĸ Clinically proven to increase IQ by 69 points
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